Today the gray vest I’d ordered came in the mail. As I was opening the package, I thought, “Wow, they sent a free travel bag along with it….Oh no, they sent black instead of gray….Hey, these are pants!….Wait, I’m not a size six!”
“Long story short,” John, the yoga pants you got Laura for Christmas finally arrived.
I’m sorry I had to use the word “pants” in this family forum.
